ALTERNATIVE CAR PARK GOLD

Grudgingly updated April 6th 1999.

Welcome to Alternative Car Park Gold, the site where old Alternative Car Park articles go when they're unceremoniously kicked off the main Alternative Car Park site by wittier, cleverer, more topical articles. Due to the age of some of the exhibits, we ask you not to take any photographs. Thank you. So, the cast-offs... sorry, classic articles, are stored here... THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1997 Yeah, old news, that's a good idea. THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1998 Mmm, slightly less old news. Still, big deal. THE NEWS ARCHIVE 1999 Ah, now that's more like it. THE VIBENSTEIN LECTURES Dr E Vibenstein pontificates about matters of little importance. Oh no, now there's a second lecture too. DR VIBENSTEIN'S F.A.Q. A veritable encyclopaedia of dubious technical knowledge. THE BIZARRE PUBLIC INFORMATION FILM ARCHIVE Sound advice for people who really should know better. THE ALTERNATIVE CAR PARK PANT O' MIME Geri Halliwell reprises her role as Gingerella, from Christmas 1998. And that's it. There'll be more as we write more new articles for the main Alternative Car Park site... While you're here, why not view or indeed sign the guestbook? Go on, you know you want to. Oh, did we mention that there's a main Alternative Car Park site? Oh yes, we did. Well, just to hammer the point right home, here's a banner...

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